Ron Swanson

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

 Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.  Ron Swanson

You see this state? We're going to need to smash it. Because mutual assistance, that's why.

You see this state? We're going to need to smash it.

 Because mutual assistance, that's why.  Ron Swanson

I believe that any money given to charity and government is a complete waste of your money

I believe that any money given to charity and government

 is a complete waste of your money  Ron Swanson

Any dog that weighs less than 50 pounds is a cat. and cats are useless.

Any dog that weighs less than 50 pounds is a cat.

 and cats are useless.  Ron Swanson

clear alcohols are for rich women on diets


 clear alcohols are for rich women on diets  Ron Swanson

"My room is filled with cat hair and cat smell and actual cats, roughly twelve cats."

I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of objections to this" What I said was, "Give me all the objections to this"

I'm worried what you just heard was,

This is what a feminist looks like

This
 is what a feminist looks like  Ron Swanson

Happy Birthday, Seth Have some bacon. You deserve it.

Happy Birthday, Seth
 Have some bacon.  You deserve it.   Ron Swanson

porterhouse rare

porterhouse
 rare  Ron Swanson
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