Ron Swanson

Any Dog Under Fifty Pounds is Like a Cat ..And Cats are Useless

Any Dog Under Fifty Pounds is Like a Cat

 ..And Cats are Useless  Ron Swanson

What are the two most dangerous words in the english language Fruit. Salad.

What are the two most dangerous words in the english language

 Fruit. Salad.  Ron Swanson

"[T]he provision is a promise rather than a condition precedent." Justice [Ron]-F'ing-Swanson.

Give me all the bacon and eggs

Give me all  the bacon and eggs  Ron Swanson

If it doesn't have meat It's a snack

If it doesn't have meat It's a snack  Ron Swanson

The only thing I hate more than liars is skim milk... because it's lying about being milk

The only thing I hate more than liars is skim milk... because it's lying about being milk  Ron Swanson

Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done.

Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing.

 But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done.  Ron Swanson

10 percent alcohol? That's practically a soft drink

10 percent alcohol?
 That's practically a soft drink  Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson Does not approve

Ron Swanson
 Does not approve  Ron Swanson

don't half ass two things whole ass one thing

don't half ass two things
 whole ass one thing  Ron Swanson
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