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Ron Swanson

Busy? Impossible. I work for the government

Busy? Impossible. I work for the government Ron Swanson
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That woman Really knows her way around a penis

That woman Really knows her way around a penis Ron Swanson
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You had me at "meat tornado" Happy Birthday!

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Its like doing peyote and sneezing slowly for 6 hours

Its like doing peyote and sneezing slowly for 6 hours Ron Swanson
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Sexual History? Epic and Private

Sexual History? Epic and Private Ron Swanson
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Every two weeks I sand down my toenails Theyre too strong for clippers

Every two weeks I sand down my toenails Theyre too strong for clippers Ron Swanson
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“My fellow Americans, it is with great sadness that I report to you now that the National Pig Association in the UK said this week ‘A world shortage of bacon next year is now unavoidable.’ The USDA is forecasting the amount of pigs slaug

“My fellow Americans, it is with great sadness that I report to you now that the National Pig Association in the UK said this week ‘A world shortage of bacon next year is now unavoidable.’ The USDA is forecasting the amount of pigs slaug Ron Swanson
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Government is inefficient and should be dissolved

Government is inefficient and should be dissolved Ron Swanson
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Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waste taxpayer money on. For a libertarian such as myself, it's philosophically horrifying. They also really cheap out on the snacks. Hydrax cookies? Did you kn

Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waste taxpayer money on. For a libertarian such as myself, it's philosophically horrifying. They also really cheap out on the snacks. Hydrax cookies? Did you kn Ron Swanson
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My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke.

My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke. Ron Swanson
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