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Ron Swanson

Happy Birthday!! Eat bacon and drink whiskey

Happy Birthday!! Eat bacon and drink whiskey Ron Swanson
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It's like doing peyote And sneezing slowly for 6 hours.

It's like doing peyote And sneezing slowly for 6 hours. Ron Swanson
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One does not simply have a steak with vegetables

One does not simply have a steak with vegetables Ron Swanson
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I've had a toothache for days But dentists are all part of the governments plan to install a chip in my tooth

I've had a toothache for days But dentists are all part of the governments plan to install a chip in my tooth Ron Swanson
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What you heard was "I want chocolate mini donuts" What I said was "I want it ALL chocolate mini donuts"

What you heard was
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Straight down the middle, no hook, no spin, no fuss. Read more tv spoilers at: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/characters/ron-swanson/page-5.html#ixzz2Q8czOiAy Read more tv spoilers at: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/characters/ron-swanson/#ixzz2Q8bPf Ron Swanson
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When my coworkers get a little too chummy with me I like to tell them the wrong date to my going away party so they know I don't really care about them.

When my coworkers get a little too chummy with me I like to tell them the wrong date to my going away party so they know I don't really care about them. Ron Swanson
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I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men.

I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men. Ron Swanson
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Unfortunately, meat would not have kept well in your mailbox Please except these baked goods instead. Preferably with a glass of fine scotch

Unfortunately, meat would not have kept well in your mailbox Please except these baked goods instead. Preferably with a glass of fine scotch Ron Swanson
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I was born ready

I was born ready Ron Swanson
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