Ron Swanson

I have cried twice in my childhood Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.

I have cried twice in my childhood

 Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.  Ron Swanson

I'm starving. I only had one breakfast.

I'm starving. I only had one breakfast.   Ron Swanson

Congratulations You're a Man

Congratulations

 You're a Man  Ron Swanson

People who buy things Are suckers.

People who buy things
 Are suckers.  Ron Swanson

I hate everything that stands for but admire the work

I hate everything that stands for

 but admire the work  Ron Swanson

I hear you like bacon We must be related

I hear you like bacon

 We must be related  Ron Swanson

I enjoy government snooping like i enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel toed boot

I enjoy government snooping

 like i enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel toed boot  Ron Swanson

The government is a greedy piglet, till they have sore, chapped nipples.” who suckles on the taxpayer’s teet

The government is a greedy piglet, till they have sore, chapped nipples.” who suckles on the taxpayer’s teet   Ron Swanson

I worry what you heard was give me a lot of Vachon cakes... What I said was, give me ALL the Vachon cakes you have.

I worry what you heard was give me a lot of Vachon cakes... What I said was, give me ALL the Vachon cakes you have.  Ron Swanson

Damn it woman Don't you sass me

Damn it woman Don't you sass me  Ron Swanson
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