Ron Swanson

Date:5/27/13 Mr.Pytko Nick Luscavage Italy\Denmark

Date:5/27/13
Mr.Pytko
 Nick Luscavage
Italy\Denmark  Ron Swanson

It is Michaels birthday soon Go drink scotch

It is Michaels birthday soon 
 Go drink scotch  Ron Swanson

You had me at bacon pancake

You had me at bacon pancake  Ron Swanson

There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

 There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.  Ron Swanson

Duck hunting relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

Duck hunting relaxes me.
 It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.  Ron Swanson

I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and sandwiches.

I'm a simple man.  I like pretty dark-haired women and sandwiches.  Ron Swanson

You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of Guiness, but what I said was: Give me all the Guiness you have.

You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of Guiness, but what I said was:  Give me all the Guiness you have.  Ron Swanson

I have a joke for you The government of this country is excellent and uses your tax money efficient

I have a joke for you
 The government of this country is excellent and uses your tax money efficient  Ron Swanson

Lose the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is cat and cats are pointless.

Lose the terrier and get yourself a proper dog.
  Any dog under 50 pounds is cat and cats are pointless.   Ron Swanson

Yes

 Yes  Ron Swanson
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