Ron Swanson

What do you call a man without a mustache? Little boy

What do you call a man without a mustache? Little boy   Ron Swanson

Normally if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done.

Normally if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I choose to do nothing.
 But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing.  I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done.  Ron Swanson

Fish is practically a vegetable.

Fish is practically

 a vegetable.  Ron Swanson

because I am a free american.



 because I am a free american.  Ron Swanson

IT TAKES MORE THAN ONE BULLET TO KILL A BULL MOOSE!

IT TAKES MORE THAN ONE BULLET TO KILL A BULL MOOSE!  Ron Swanson

Skim Milk... Is water lying about being milk

Skim Milk...

 Is water lying about being milk  Ron Swanson

Hey girl, I'm tired of one teach, one assist. let's do some teaming.

Hey girl, I'm tired of one teach, one assist.  let's do some teaming.  Ron Swanson

I'm not here to make friends.



 I'm not here to make friends.  Ron Swanson

Frankness Cut the Bullshit

Frankness

 Cut the Bullshit  Ron Swanson

Do you have a family history of mental illness? I have an uncle who does yoga

Do you have a family history of mental illness? I have an uncle who does yoga  Ron Swanson
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