Republican Jesus

Preaches about God Sacrificing His Son For Our Sins Says Rich People Shouldn't Sacrifice A Little More Money For The Country

Preaches about God Sacrificing His Son For Our Sins Says Rich People Shouldn't Sacrifice A Little More Money For The Country  Republican Jesus

Judge not , lest ye be judged ....unless you are a Republican or you're worth more than $10 million or you have your own Church

Judge not ,  lest ye be judged ....unless you are a Republican
or you're worth more than $10 million
or you have your own Church  Republican Jesus

I was once Jewish and dark skinned Now I'm white-and so goes the rest of the world

I was once Jewish and dark skinned Now I'm white-and so goes the rest of the world  Republican Jesus

Insurance Policy? Eternal Life

Insurance Policy? Eternal Life  Republican Jesus

Love thy neighbour force democracy upon them

Love thy neighbour  force democracy upon them  Republican Jesus

Republican Jesus sorry Lazarus...I am going to have to ask you for proof of insurance.

Republican Jesus sorry Lazarus...I am going to have to ask you for proof of insurance.   Republican Jesus

Sees the hungry multitude Says my job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives. Now let's eat the rest of this bread and fish.

Sees the hungry multitude Says my job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives.  Now let's eat the rest of this bread and fish.  Republican Jesus

there's a reason it's called the missionary position

there's a reason it's called the missionary position  Republican Jesus

'Murica!

'Murica!
   Republican Jesus

For God sent His Son into the world not to condemn the world. There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus. ...And you're not with him? Well you better start running

For God sent His Son into the world not to condemn the world. There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus. ...And you're not with him? Well you better start running  Republican Jesus
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