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Repressed Suburban Father

"If they teased you, then you don't need them as friends." Has changed hair, clothing style, entertainment preferences, and habits in order to fit in with other suburban parents
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Son caught smoking weed secretely doesn't give a crap

Son caught smoking weed secretely doesn't give a crap Repressed Suburban Father
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buys blue paint at home depot paints torture chamber blue

buys blue paint at home depot paints torture chamber blue Repressed Suburban Father
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tells bedtime stories is secretely a drug baron in his spare time

tells bedtime stories is secretely a drug baron in his spare time Repressed Suburban Father
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Denies daughter boob job Motto: Double D or GTFO

Denies daughter boob job Motto: Double D or GTFO Repressed Suburban Father
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AC/DC? At least there were no F's

AC/DC? At least there were no F's Repressed Suburban Father
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Cant hear you during a conversation hears the microwave turn on from across the house and comes to investigate

Cant hear you during a conversation hears the microwave turn on from across the house and comes to investigate Repressed Suburban Father
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is married to sheltering suburban mom

is married to sheltering suburban mom Repressed Suburban Father
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"You don't need to date until after you finish college." Pressured his wife for sex after a month of dating in high school
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Does my life insurance cover death by boredom?

Does my life insurance cover death by boredom? Repressed Suburban Father
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