Repressed Suburban Father

Sets timers on family computer so he can fap in peace

Sets timers on family computer so he can fap in peace  Repressed Suburban Father

Finds weed in son's room tries some

Finds weed in son's room tries some  Repressed Suburban Father

Wife and kids out for the night based god and asap rocky

Wife and kids out for the night based god and asap rocky  Repressed Suburban Father

runs a "hedge fund" from his apartment

runs a

Finds bong in son's room "That one looks cooler than mine"

Finds bong in son's room

has v-chip enabled in family room watches Cinemax at 1 am alone

has v-chip enabled in family room watches Cinemax at 1 am alone  Repressed Suburban Father

I bought the rips and sold the dips

I bought the rips  and sold the dips  Repressed Suburban Father

Chicago Air & Water Show Fuck yeah

Chicago Air & Water Show Fuck yeah  Repressed Suburban Father

faps while he fantasizes about the life he could have had

faps while he fantasizes about the life he could have had  Repressed Suburban Father

tells kids violence is never the answer "Now I have to go play CoD to get my anger out, you two play."

tells kids violence is never the answer
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