Relatable Romney

I know what it's like to be Latina I have a fake tan

I know what it's like to be Latina I have a fake tan  Relatable Romney

Hi, I'm mitt Romney and I'm going to have infinite polygamous sex on my very own planet where I'm a god

Hi, I'm mitt Romney and I'm going to have infinite polygamous sex on my very own planet where I'm a god  Relatable Romney

I know about lowering taxes I only paid 14% last year

I know about lowering taxes I only paid 14% last year  Relatable Romney

So the people want bread? Let them eat cake

So the people want bread? Let them eat cake  Relatable Romney

I know it's a threesome if i fuck two women. but what do i call it if i fuck all of them?

 I know it's a threesome if i fuck two women. but what do i call it if i fuck all of them?  Relatable Romney

You like to surf? I love surfing! Most of my best friends own serfs!

You like to surf?            
I love surfing! Most of my best friends own serfs!  Relatable Romney

I struggle with health care too My three hospitals are barely turning a profit in this economy

I struggle with health care too My three hospitals are barely turning a profit in this economy  Relatable Romney

I know how hard it is to pay off debt that's why I've never been in debt

I know how hard it is to pay off debt that's why I've never been in debt  Relatable Romney

I understand that women need access to protection I keep them in plastic covers in my binder

I understand that women need access to protection I keep them in plastic covers in my binder  Relatable Romney

if breasts were money mine would be this big

if breasts were money mine would be this big  Relatable Romney
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