Relatable Romney

I don't mean to brag. I don't mean to boast. But I'm intercontinental when I eat French Toast.

I don't mean to brag.
I don't mean to boast. But I'm intercontinental when I eat French Toast.  Relatable Romney

When i'm in trouble I ask my friend jesus for advice unfortunately I can't hear him over the lawnmower

When i'm in trouble I ask my friend jesus for advice unfortunately I can't hear him over the lawnmower  Relatable Romney

and now introducing my running mate... apple

and now introducing my running mate... apple  Relatable Romney

I know how to deal with foreign dignitaries. My bankers are Swiss.

I know how to deal with foreign dignitaries. My bankers are Swiss.  Relatable Romney

I know what its like to be down on your luck i lost almost two million dollars in TAXES last year

I know what its like to be down on your luck i lost almost two million dollars in TAXES last year  Relatable Romney

I understand foreign policy The cayman Islands has a great tax rate

I understand foreign policy The cayman Islands has a great tax rate  Relatable Romney

I understand the war in iraq my friends own all of the military contractors

I understand the war in iraq my friends own all of the military contractors  Relatable Romney

I understand the recession my friend had to sell his football team

I understand the recession my friend had to sell his football team  Relatable Romney

Throw The frisbee, dude.

Throw The frisbee, dude.  Relatable Romney

Why the fuck am I grabbing my boobs?

Why the fuck am I grabbing my boobs?  Relatable Romney
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