Regretful Toddler

Can't believe I went all the way to Vancouver And all i got was this t-shirt

Can't believe I went all the way to Vancouver And all i got was this t-shirt  Regretful Toddler

Fuck!!! I knew I shouldn't have ate all that candy...

Fuck!!! I knew I shouldn't have ate all that candy...  Regretful Toddler

"I thought it was my mom" Hugged a complete stranger

I can't believe I go to school and don't even get paid for all my hard work

I can't believe I go to school and don't even get paid for all my hard work  Regretful Toddler

Did I really just see zebras having sex at the zoo?

Did I really just see zebras having sex at the zoo?  Regretful Toddler

Did I really just call my teacher mom?

Did I really just call my teacher mom?  Regretful Toddler

Can't believe I actually thought santa was real

Can't believe I actually thought santa was real  Regretful Toddler

ends up being a Tb/dl at 13 Regrets potty training

ends up being a Tb/dl at 13 Regrets potty training  Regretful Toddler

Clicks a cool sounding link on Reddit turns out to be another fucking cat

Clicks a cool sounding link on Reddit turns out to be another fucking cat  Regretful Toddler

Come on, man Why couldn't I find that quarter behind my ear

Come on, man Why couldn't I find that quarter behind my ear   Regretful Toddler
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