Redneck Randal

Families definition of first cousin is Who gets to her first

Families definition of first cousin is Who gets to her first  Redneck Randal

I like my backups like I like my beer Cheap

I like my backups like I like my beer Cheap  Redneck Randal

My sister is having a boy im my own grandpa now!

My sister is having a boy  im my own grandpa now!  Redneck Randal

USA! USA! USA! because full words are for queers

USA! USA! USA! because full words are for queers  Redneck Randal

Wants to date someone outside the family

Wants to date someone outside the family  Redneck Randal

The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.

The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina.  I said Washington, D.C.   Redneck Randal

America is the shit... ...tiest country when it comes to universal healthcare.

America is the shit... ...tiest country when it comes to universal healthcare.  Redneck Randal

Married my sister? No inlaws!

Married my sister? No inlaws!  Redneck Randal

Was fuckin my sister and said, "You're sure lot tighter than Ma" She says... "Yeah, that's what Pa says too".

Was fuckin my sister and said,

hey, steven. you want to go to my dad's house this weekend?

hey, steven. you want to go to my dad's house this weekend?  Redneck Randal
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