Redneck Randal

Allow me retort by saying: Fuck you, this is America

Allow me retort by saying: Fuck you, this is America  Redneck Randal

Me: "You make love just like mom!" My Sister: "That's what dad said!!!"

Me:

I like to keep it in the family

I like to keep it in the family   Redneck Randal

MY WIFE WORE WHITE AT OUR WEDDING SO THE DISHWASHER COULD MATCH THE FRIDGE

MY WIFE WORE WHITE AT OUR WEDDING SO THE DISHWASHER COULD MATCH THE FRIDGE  Redneck Randal

pops i did it i got into havard!

pops i did it i got into havard!  Redneck Randal

got me a meth lab nestled deep in the woods yessir,right next to my moonshinery

got me a meth lab nestled deep in the woods yessir,right next to my moonshinery  Redneck Randal

Flies confederate flag Grew up in suburban Chicago

Flies confederate flag Grew up in suburban Chicago  Redneck Randal

i live in thorndale but i always say i'm from london

i live in thorndale but i always say i'm from london  Redneck Randal

I can totally handle myself on Scream Night..Im in a Frat Wakes up in hospital

I can totally handle myself on Scream Night..Im in a Frat Wakes up in hospital  Redneck Randal

gets rejected by sister hits on cousin

gets rejected by sister hits on cousin  Redneck Randal
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