Redneck Randal

Responsible for cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year Head to WalMart, buy a dozen TV Dinners.

Responsible for cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year Head to WalMart, buy a dozen TV Dinners.  Redneck Randal

Teacher lady said "the sun is a star" Bitch b stupid, my truck is smarter then her

Teacher lady said

University of Texas a&m

University of Texas a&m  Redneck Randal

Asks a girl out Mom zoned

Asks a girl out Mom zoned  Redneck Randal

We're all God's children Except the french, blacks, mexicans, asians, muslims, lib'rals, homos, and scientists

We're all God's children Except the french, blacks, mexicans, asians, muslims, lib'rals, homos, and scientists  Redneck Randal

my sister is a virgin only because she can outrun me

my sister is a virgin only because she can outrun me  Redneck Randal

"tha gathering..." happens but once A YEAR

Appalled by animal sex Eats a steak DF

Appalled by animal sex Eats a steak DF  Redneck Randal

Wife's out of town Better wake up my daughter

Wife's out of town Better wake up my daughter  Redneck Randal

I like my girls like I like my beer FLAT

I like my girls like I like my beer FLAT  Redneck Randal
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