Redneck Randal

Y'know, It's really no coincidence that all my ex's live in texas... Texas is a land of whores

Y'know,
It's really no coincidence that all my ex's live in texas... Texas is a land of whores  Redneck Randal

I don't always show at walmart the dollar store is next door

I don't always show at walmart the dollar store is next door  Redneck Randal

im thirsty Can I get 1 for 3, 2 for 7?

im thirsty Can I get 1 for 3, 2 for 7?  Redneck Randal

did you hear about that church that burned down? just wondering...

did you hear about that church that burned down? just wondering...  Redneck Randal

Complains about living in Palatka. Is addicted to pills, drives drunk and contributes nothing to the public good.

Complains about living in Palatka. Is addicted to pills, drives drunk and contributes nothing to the public good.  Redneck Randal

Terrorists Don't shoot until you see their beards

Terrorists Don't shoot until you see their beards  Redneck Randal

Hates communism Doesn't actually know what communism is

Hates communism Doesn't actually know what communism is  Redneck Randal

ey boy we dun like yur kind round ere

ey boy we dun like yur kind round ere  Redneck Randal

Fuck a 4.0 G.P.A. All I need is 1.0 U.S.A.

Fuck a 4.0 G.P.A. All I need is 1.0 U.S.A.  Redneck Randal

Busy with raid? NPS Bro, e-cigarette FTW!

Busy with raid? NPS Bro, e-cigarette FTW!  Redneck Randal
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