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He gave me a valentines card all it said was 66666666666699999666666666666666666

He gave me a valentines card all it said was 66666666666699999666666666666666666  Redditors Wife

I asked him how our finances were going He said we had no jobs, no hope and no cash

I asked him how our finances were going He said we had no jobs, no hope and no cash  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted something to drink. He said he already peed.

I asked him if he wanted something to drink. He said he already peed.  Redditors Wife

I told him i'd be taking requests all evening he asked me to get him a sammich

I told him i'd be taking requests all evening he asked me to get him a sammich  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He said, "only if you're wearing socks"

I asked him if we could have sex He said,

So you work at IT services? Whats it like to get paid to surf the net?

So you work at IT services? Whats it like to get paid to surf the net?  Redditors Wife

Said we need to hire an accountant Told me to buy a dog

Said we need to hire an accountant Told me to buy a dog  Redditors Wife

I walked in on him mastrabating again He just kept going and yelled, "point of no return."

I walked in on him mastrabating again He just kept going and yelled,

I asked him to wrap presents He spray painted the top of the box and called it done

I asked him to wrap presents He spray painted the top of the box and called it done  Redditors Wife

He told me to eat some beets And to let him know when I have to poop

He told me to eat some beets And to let him know when I have to poop  Redditors Wife
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