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I asked him about going on a vacation to paris he told me france is bacon

I asked him about going on a vacation to paris he told me france is bacon  Redditors Wife

i asked him where my gold necklace went he told me he traded it for a cat Caption 3 goes here

i asked him where my gold necklace went he told me he traded it for a cat Caption 3 goes here  Redditors Wife

I caught him singing in the shower "Tolololololo lolo trololololo"

I caught him singing in the shower

I asked why the kitchen was covered in aluminum foil he said silver anniversary

I asked why the kitchen was covered in aluminum foil he said silver anniversary   Redditors Wife

He asked for my hand in marriage. I told him I was sworn to carry his burdons.

He asked for my hand in marriage. I told him I was sworn to carry his burdons.  Redditors Wife

I caught him in the act of cheating all he said was, "you jelly? yeah. you jelly"

I caught him in the act of cheating all he said was,

graduated from bc years ago still spends an embarrassing amount of time reading bc memes

graduated from bc years ago still spends an embarrassing amount of time reading bc memes  Redditors Wife

I served leftovers for dinner he yelled, "Repost!"

I served leftovers for dinner he yelled,

The doctor said it was cancer He said it was upvotes.

The doctor said it was cancer He said it was upvotes.  Redditors Wife

OCT 9 THAT'S XCOM, BABY!

OCT 9 THAT'S XCOM, BABY!  Redditors Wife
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