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I told him I couldn't remember the last time we had sex He said, "Pepperidge farm remembers"

I told him I couldn't remember the last time we had sex He said,

Told him I felt abandoned He said DTMFA

Told him I felt abandoned He said DTMFA  Redditors Wife

He keeps talking about SOPA and PIPA are they russian prostitutes?

He keeps talking about SOPA and PIPA are they russian prostitutes?  Redditors Wife

Asked him what he wanted for his birthday Flea trap and a dirty cat

Asked him what he wanted for his birthday Flea trap and a dirty cat  Redditors Wife

i told him i was tired of coming second to being an admin he quit reddit

i told him i was tired of coming second to being an admin he quit reddit  Redditors Wife

Tell him there is going to be a shortfall on the mortgage asks me to explain it to him "like he's five"

Tell him there is going to be a shortfall on the mortgage asks me to explain it to him

I told him I was molested as a child... He said I should do an AMA.

I told him I was molested as a child... He said I should do an AMA.   Redditors Wife

Asked him what was so funny to have woken me up He said, "See ya later sunglasses!"

Asked him what was so funny to have woken me up He said,

I asked him to put our daughter's hair in a pony tail He asked for the vacuum

I asked him to put our daughter's hair in a pony tail He asked for the vacuum  Redditors Wife

he told me he was invited to a party. i asked if i could come too. he just laughed

he told me he was invited to a party. i asked if i could come too. he just laughed  Redditors Wife
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