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I told him I'm worried our cat is missing He said to take the neighbour's cat as leverage

I told him I'm worried our cat is missing He said to take the neighbour's cat as leverage  Redditors Wife

asked him to come to bed won't sleep until he moves all of his domains from go daddy

asked him to come to bed won't sleep until he moves all of his domains from go daddy   Redditors Wife

showed him a photo of me he said i should've unducked my face first

showed him a photo of me he said i should've unducked my face first  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted waffles for breakfast DON'T YOU MEAN CARROTS? HAHAHA!!

I asked if he wanted waffles for breakfast DON'T YOU MEAN CARROTS? HAHAHA!!  Redditors Wife

Asked if he needed any groceries all he needs is flour for the cat

Asked if he needed any groceries all he needs is flour for the cat  Redditors Wife

He said there will be a blackout Because of the SOFA...

He said there will be a blackout Because of the SOFA...  Redditors Wife

I asked him to talk to our son about sex he told him to never stick his dick in a crazy

I asked him to talk to
our son about sex he told him to never 
stick his dick in a crazy  Redditors Wife

i bought him a pet kitten to spend more time off the computer but all he did is take a pic and say "thanks for the karma"

i bought him a pet kitten to spend more time off the computer but all he did is take a pic and say

i asked him if he wanted to do something kinky tonight... he just said "lol"

i asked him if he wanted to do something kinky tonight... he just said

I asked him if he wanted pancakes He told me to just fold a 5 dollar bill

I asked him if he wanted pancakes He told me to just fold a 5 dollar bill  Redditors Wife
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