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Redditors Wife

Whenever i ask him if he wants to have sex he simply says "downvote"

Whenever i ask him if he wants to have sex he simply says
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I told him he gave me crabs he said he was trying to save the planet

I told him he gave me crabs he said he was trying to save the planet Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted me to do a sexy dance for him He said he already bookmarked all of Michelle Jenneke's videos

I asked if he wanted me to do a sexy dance for him He said he already bookmarked all of Michelle Jenneke's videos Redditors Wife
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I told him I could do without it 100 % of the time He said damn it, Kayla This goes to reddit!

I told him I could do without it 100 % of the time He said damn it, Kayla This goes to reddit! Redditors Wife
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I told him we were having lobster for his birthday He said it had better not be a red one

I told him we were having lobster for his birthday He said it had better not be a red one Redditors Wife
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Asked if we could have sex tonight He said i don't look enough like Kari Byron

Asked if we could have sex tonight He said i don't look enough like Kari Byron Redditors Wife
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i asked if he wants to do anal is a hat

i asked if he wants to do anal is a hat Redditors Wife
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I asked him to change our childs diaper while out He said there are no changing tables in the mens bathroom

I asked him to change our childs diaper while out He said there are no changing tables in the mens bathroom Redditors Wife
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He stopped helping with our son's homework He couldn't get over the improper use of "me gusta"

He stopped helping with our son's homework He couldn't get over the improper use of
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I decide where to go for dinner he gets all the karma

I decide where to go for dinner he gets all the karma Redditors Wife
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