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He asked me to do a barrel roll in bed When i tried he said "no that's an aileron roll"

He asked me to do a barrel roll in bed When i tried he said

I hid his skyrim disc. Told him he'd get it back when he watches breaking dawn with me. he just said he doesn't negotiate with terrorists

I hid his skyrim disc. Told him he'd get it back when he watches breaking dawn with me. he just said he doesn't negotiate with terrorists  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he didn't get the bread he said "because it sucks dick"

I asked him why he didn't get the bread he said

Husband sees wife's picture on r/gonewild downvotes

Husband sees wife's picture on r/gonewild downvotes  Redditors Wife

Told him I'd be waiting in bed in just my thong for him. He asked if I'd had beans for dinner.

Told him I'd be waiting in bed in just my thong for him. He asked if I'd had beans for dinner.  Redditors Wife

asked him to scratch my back farted on me

asked him to scratch my back farted on me  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed he said he was afraid it was a test

I asked him to come to bed he said he was afraid it was a test  Redditors Wife

I was crying because my best friend died He asked me if it was because of my haircut

I was crying because 
my best friend died He asked me if it was 
because of my haircut  Redditors Wife

I said i wanted to have kids He handed me a shoebox

I said i wanted to have kids He handed me a shoebox  Redditors Wife

I told him we ran out of condoms He started fucking dudes

I told him we ran out of condoms He started fucking dudes  Redditors Wife
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