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i told him i wanted to have sex he said he was waiting for some guy to poop

i told him i wanted to have sex he said he was waiting for some guy to poop  Redditors Wife

i went on reddit so he would notice me all the gonewild links were purple

i went on reddit so he would notice me all the gonewild links 
were purple  Redditors Wife

Asked him if he wanted sexy time He said he had heard I had a large penis

Asked him if he wanted sexy time He said he had heard I had a large penis  Redditors Wife

We had reservations for our anniversary posts pics of day9 to increase karma

We had reservations for our anniversary posts pics of day9 to increase karma  Redditors Wife

He told me to buy a pregnancy test for himself

He told me to buy a pregnancy test for himself  Redditors Wife

I got drunk and told him I would do anything. He told me to make him banana/peanut butter/Nutella snacks.

I got drunk and told him I would do anything. He told me to make him banana/peanut butter/Nutella snacks.  Redditors Wife

I told him our dog has a brain tumor "front page here i come."

I told him our dog has a brain tumor

Proposed with Memes

Proposed with Memes   Redditors Wife

I asked him to give me an orgasm He wouldn't let me spit it out

I asked him to give me an orgasm He wouldn't let me spit it out  Redditors Wife

r/jailbait? explains the plaid skirt you gave me for my birthday.

r/jailbait? explains the plaid skirt you gave me for my birthday.  Redditors Wife
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