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I told him the check engine light came on He told me to drive over speedbumps

I told him the check engine light came on He told me to drive over speedbumps Redditors Wife
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i told him i got stung by a yellow jacket he got drunk, made his own bee suit, and tried to vacuum them up

i told him i got stung by a yellow jacket he got drunk, made his own bee suit, and tried to vacuum them up Redditors Wife
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I told him I was lonely He said 'No! George was lonely'

I told him I was lonely He said 'No! George was lonely' Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted to make a sex tape he said he didn't have any fake tattoos

I asked if he wanted to make a sex tape he said he didn't have any fake tattoos Redditors Wife
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I asked him for sex He asked if my bra and panties were matching

I asked him for sex He asked if my bra and panties were matching Redditors Wife
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Finally got him a pocket whale he said he'd rather have a lap giraffe

Finally got him a pocket whale he said he'd rather have a lap giraffe Redditors Wife
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I watched the Republican Presidential debate and said, "There has to be a better choice." He said, "Why not Zoidberg?"

I watched the Republican Presidential debate and said,
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it's been 22 years, why does he keep looking at my prom picture?

it's been 22 years, why does he keep looking at my prom picture? Redditors Wife
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I'm pregnant. Cool story bro

I'm pregnant. Cool story bro Redditors Wife
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I bought him a fancy new briefcase for work He just fills it with candy

I bought him a fancy new briefcase for work He just fills it with candy Redditors Wife
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