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"do you need anything at the store?" "Strawberries. Lots of Strawberries."

I tried to be romantic all he said was "Me Gusta"

I tried to be romantic all he said was

I TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO JUMP ROPE CAMP He said "Watch out for the ropists"

I TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO JUMP ROPE CAMP He said

I told him I want a boob job to feel better about myself He says he needs to ask reddit

I told him I want a boob job to feel better about myself He says he needs to ask reddit  Redditors Wife

every night its the same thing Cyber sex with Cleverbot

every night its the same thing Cyber sex with Cleverbot  Redditors Wife

HE SHOWED ME THE MEN DIAGRAM ...HE THINKS HE'S SMART, NICE, AND HANDSOME.

HE SHOWED ME THE MEN DIAGRAM ...HE THINKS HE'S SMART, NICE, AND HANDSOME.  Redditors Wife

I didn't hear him, so I asked, "HUH?" He told me I belonged on youtube

I didn't hear him, so I asked,

I TOLD HIM I WAS PREGNANT HE ASKED IF WE HAD ANY GRIEF BACON

I TOLD HIM I WAS PREGNANT HE ASKED IF WE HAD ANY GRIEF BACON  Redditors Wife

I tried to grab his schlong He told me it wasn't a safety line

I tried to grab his schlong He told me it wasn't a safety line  Redditors Wife

Took my pants off an hour ago He didn't notice until just now.

Took my pants off an hour ago He didn't notice until just now.  Redditors Wife
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