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I told him i was making pancakes He said they'd better be sexy

I told him i was making pancakes He said they'd better be sexy  Redditors Wife

He stayed up all night making pencil art Just to say he got bored in class

He stayed up all night making pencil art Just to say he got bored in class  Redditors Wife

i sent him a dear john letter he fixed the grammatical errors.

i sent him a dear john letter he fixed the grammatical errors.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed He said no, i need to get drunk with these internet strangers on some chat

I asked him to come to bed He said no, i need to get drunk with these internet strangers on some chat  Redditors Wife

I asked if we had any condoms He muttered something about norton antivirus

I asked if we had any condoms He muttered something about norton antivirus  Redditors Wife

I said i wanted a baby he said a cat would reap more karma

I said i wanted a baby he said a cat would reap more karma  Redditors Wife

I told him, "I love you" He told me he loves U2

I told him,

I faxed him the divorce papers he said "TL;DR"

I faxed him the divorce papers he said

I asked him to gas up the car He said he didn't have a traffic cone

I asked him to gas up the car He said he didn't have a traffic cone  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come have sex he said on the 18th im all yours baby

I asked him to come have sex he said on the 18th im all yours baby  Redditors Wife
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