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I wanted to have sexy time.. but he already ate a whole potato!

I wanted to have sexy time.. but he already ate a whole potato!  Redditors Wife

I wrote him a love note He corrected my grammar

I wrote him a love note He corrected my grammar  Redditors Wife

Did you like the nudes I sent you? your mom already showed me

Did you like the nudes I sent you? your mom already showed me  Redditors Wife

i asked him to take the kids to the park he said only if there's going to be eagles

i asked him to take the kids to the park he said only if there's going to be eagles  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to take a vacation in the desert with me He asked how much water my vagina could hold

I asked if he wanted to take a vacation in the desert with me He asked how much water my vagina could hold  Redditors Wife

Posted my pic on r/gonewild to get him 'in the mood' He downvoted it

Posted my pic on r/gonewild to get him 'in the mood' He downvoted it  Redditors Wife

Expected sex on blackout day didn't realize there would be a countdown timer to watch

Expected sex on blackout day didn't realize there would be a countdown timer to watch  Redditors Wife

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he sprayed me with pepper spray

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he sprayed me with pepper spray  Redditors Wife

I woke up to him taking a picture of me He said "It's for my new Sub-Reddit"

I woke up to him taking a picture of me He said

I asked him to come to church He told me he didn't want to kiss hank's ass

I asked him to come to church He told me he didn't want to kiss hank's ass   Redditors Wife
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