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I asked if we could have sex He said "hold on mom, Im doing an AMA on Reddit"

I asked if we could have sex He said

I yelled at him because he forgot our anniversary He said it wasn't on the karate cat calendar

I yelled at him because he forgot our anniversary He said it wasn't on the karate cat calendar  Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted a divorce He said he gets to keep all the karma.

I told him I wanted a divorce He said he gets to keep all the karma.  Redditors Wife

Asked when he was coming to bed he said "not until the safe is cracked"

Asked when he was coming to bed he said

He said he would masturbate thinking about me and that there's nothing I can do about it

He said he would masturbate thinking about me and that there's nothing I can do about it  Redditors Wife

I asked why he was eating his pudding without a spoon he said he was practicing for later

I asked why he was eating his pudding without a spoon he said he was practicing for later  Redditors Wife

I asked him for a divorce He hired the dog as his lawyer

I asked him for a divorce He hired the dog as his lawyer  Redditors Wife

he said we have to have sex to help him fall asleep he didn't come back to bed after

he said we have to have sex to help him fall asleep he didn't come back to bed after  Redditors Wife

i wanted a kid he said only if it will be from the 90's

i wanted a kid he said only if it will be from the 90's  Redditors Wife

I asked if we could visit my parents he said i had to suck their dicks

I asked if we could visit my parents he said i had to suck their dicks  Redditors Wife
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