Redditors Wife

I wanted to hold his hand he said it wasn't weird enough

I wanted to hold his hand he said it wasn't weird enough   Redditors Wife

i asked for a piece of gum but he uses the pack as his wallet

i asked for a piece of gum but he uses the pack as his wallet  Redditors Wife

standing at the alter waiting to be married he keeps taking off his shirt with the best man

standing at the alter waiting to be married he keeps taking off his shirt with the best man  Redditors Wife

I said I wanted a hug He told me to hug his dick with my mouth

I said I wanted a hug He told me to hug his dick with my mouth  Redditors Wife

i killed the spider in the kitchen he threw up his hands and said "watch out, We got a badass over here"

i killed the spider in the kitchen he threw up his hands and said

i asked him to play medic when i go heavy he went spy and disguised himself as medic

i asked him to play medic when i go heavy he went spy and disguised himself as medic  Redditors Wife

She told me I had to get out i told her fine i'll go to the gym

She told me I had to get out i told her fine i'll go to the gym  Redditors Wife

I asked him where the vacuum was He said he was planning a foam party.

I asked him where the vacuum was He said he was planning a foam party.  Redditors Wife

Showed him a cute pic of the kids in the tub He said "In b4 404"

Showed him a cute pic of the kids in the tub He said

"Honey, why did you open up the toilet?" I was looking for frogs

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