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I told him I was bitten by a brown recluse spider He said we have to document this for karma

I told him I was bitten by a brown recluse spider He said we have to document this for karma  Redditors Wife

Asked if he wanted to do anal said something about compacted feces

Asked if he wanted to do anal said something about compacted feces  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he thought of congress he told me he would rather have herpes

I asked him what he thought of congress he told me he would rather have herpes  Redditors Wife

I told him we need to talk.. He said, "One sec, I'm on a bidding war!"

I told him we need to talk.. He said,

I ASKED IF WE COULD PLAY CO-OP HE SAID HE WOULD DRAW ME A CONTROLLER

I ASKED IF WE COULD PLAY CO-OP HE SAID HE WOULD DRAW ME A CONTROLLER  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he forgot our anniversary He said his ring did not warm up

I asked him why he forgot our anniversary He said his ring did not warm up  Redditors Wife

"Did you see the meme I made about you ignoring me?" ". . ."

I told him it was sexy time He said "I'm gonna ride you like a whale shark"

I told him it was sexy time 
 He said

I phoned him and asked if he could come visit me at the hospital He said "Do I look like Christain Bale?"

I phoned him and asked if he could come visit me at the hospital He said

I asked him what he wanted for dinner. he said pansnakes.

I asked him what he wanted for dinner. he said pansnakes.  Redditors Wife
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