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I asked if we could get a dog He said he didn't want to have his cremated ashes in a box in a few years

I asked if we could get a dog He said he didn't want to have his cremated ashes in a box in a few years  Redditors Wife

i asked him why he was on the phone for so long he told me that he was explaining memes to his mother

i asked him why he was on the phone for so long he told me that he was explaining memes to his mother  Redditors Wife

I had him sign a group birthday card He censored all names with different-coloured markers

I had him sign a group birthday card He censored all names with different-coloured markers  Redditors Wife

The kitchen caught fire. He put it out by throwing jars full of pee at it.

The kitchen caught fire.  He put it out by throwing jars full of pee at it.   Redditors Wife

I asked him to help me move this fridge He yelled: "Damn it Ryan"

I asked him to help me move this fridge He yelled:

I told him dinner would be late he called me a scumbag and put an ugly hat on my head

I told him dinner would be late he called me a scumbag and put an ugly hat on my head  Redditors Wife

"Where do you want to go for dinner tonight, honey" "Let me check..." Pulls up Intel map

Ask husband why he never comes to bed anymore? Just shouts "THATS XCOM BABY !!11!!!"

Ask husband why he never comes to bed anymore? Just shouts

Bought him new golf clubs so he'd spend less time on reddit he bookmarked r/golf

Bought him new golf clubs so he'd spend less time on reddit he bookmarked r/golf  Redditors Wife

I asked Him why our toaster smells burnt he said he was making grilled cheese

I asked Him why our toaster smells burnt he said he was making grilled cheese  Redditors Wife
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