Redditors Wife

i wanted to have sex he wanted to fap to some guy running a marathon

i wanted to have sex he wanted to fap to some guy running a marathon  Redditors Wife

I told him to open up to me more. he farted.

I told him to open up to me more. he farted.  Redditors Wife

The doctor said we should put the cat to sleep "Bring me a camera and a crossbow"

The doctor said we should put the cat to sleep

I told him I was naked He said put your underwear back on

I told him I was naked He said put your underwear back on  Redditors Wife

I asked him to cut the grass He called me a heartless bitch

I asked him to cut the grass He called me a heartless bitch  Redditors Wife

I told him i had an affair with a ski Instructor he said i'm gonna have a bad time

I told him i had an affair with a ski Instructor he said i'm gonna have a bad time  Redditors Wife

i asked him to have sex he told me to wipe my butt first

i asked him to have sex he told me to wipe my butt first  Redditors Wife

he said he forgets what he used to do before reddit he used to do me

he said he forgets what he used to do before reddit he used to do me  Redditors Wife

It's time for bed I can't, I'm investigating a murder

It's time for bed I can't, I'm investigating a murder  Redditors Wife

I asked him to try new sex positions he said "Not until you learn how to do the mexican microwave"

I asked him to try new sex positions he said
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