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I told him to get a car with good safety features He came home with a white van

I told him to get a car with good safety features He came home with a white van  Redditors Wife

i asked him why he didn't want to have kids he said there would be no usernames for them

i asked him why he didn't want to have kids he said there would be no usernames for them  Redditors Wife

I said I wanted an electric Toothbrush He taped my toothbrush to my vibrator

I said I wanted an electric Toothbrush He taped my toothbrush to my vibrator  Redditors Wife

Got on my knees for valentine's day cleaning crayon goo all over the place

Got on my knees for valentine's day cleaning crayon goo all 
over the place  Redditors Wife

My sister was attacked and killed by wolves while camping he laughed and mentioned something about creed

My sister was attacked and killed by wolves while camping he laughed and mentioned something about creed  Redditors Wife

i asked him why he doesn't get me flowers he says he doesn't want to be friendzoned

i asked him why he doesn't get me flowers he says he doesn't want to be friendzoned  Redditors Wife

I asked him to give me a hand in the kitchen He said he had to chop it off for karma first

I asked him to give me a hand in the kitchen He said he had to chop it off for karma first  Redditors Wife

He posted my pin-up picture let his reddit friends fap to it

He posted my pin-up picture  let his reddit friends fap to it  Redditors Wife

I surprised him with sexy lingere He said, "Im 12 and what is this"

I surprised him with sexy lingere He said,

He says he would love me if I were middle-eastern child with dazzling eyes

He says he would love me if I were middle-eastern child with dazzling eyes  Redditors Wife
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