Redditors Wife

"Honey, remember we need a storage unit by next week." "Can't. Hasn't rained hard enough yet."

i asked him why he bothered to keep me around anymore he said i gave him cheap karma

i asked him why he bothered to keep me around anymore he said i gave him cheap karma  Redditors Wife

POSTED A PIC IN R/GONEWILD HE DIDN'T CLICK THE LINK

POSTED A PIC IN R/GONEWILD HE DIDN'T CLICK THE LINK  Redditors Wife

"We're going to be late to the New Year's party!" "I need to stay in tonight so I can post pictures of myself drinking alone."

Asked if he wanted to have sex He asked me if I had lipstick on

Asked if he wanted to have sex He asked me if I had lipstick on  Redditors Wife

i asked him to clean the garage he's trying to lease it

i asked him to clean the garage he's trying to lease it  Redditors Wife

We just had a child he mumbled something about reddit being down 9 months ago

We just had a child he mumbled something about reddit being down 9 months ago  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to sleep He said, "You might superglue my penis shut."

I asked him to come to sleep He said,

I asked him to go to bed with me He said "That's what #8 said"

I asked him to go to bed with me He said

I asked him why he skipped foreplay He just said "Wadsworth constant"

I asked him why he skipped foreplay He just said
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