Redditors Wife

He brought home 10 bottles of vitamin D said it was to improve my energy

He brought home 10 bottles of vitamin D said it was to improve my energy  Redditors Wife

I ASKED HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH ME HE WENT ON A TREASURE HUNT TO FIND THE CONDOMS

I ASKED HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH ME HE WENT ON A TREASURE HUNT TO FIND THE CONDOMS  Redditors Wife

New Macbook Pro for christmas 2000 dollar wife ignoring machine

New Macbook Pro for christmas 2000 dollar wife ignoring machine  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to fool around He said to grab his mask and a snorkel

I asked if he wanted to fool around He said to grab his mask and a snorkel   Redditors Wife

I'm going out... He said, "here borrow my hat."

I'm going out... He said,

I asked him to sing me a song He just started to say boots and cats

I asked him to sing me a song He just started to say boots   and cats  Redditors Wife

I wanted a three-tiered wedding cake he just said that a bowl of frosting would suffice

I wanted a three-tiered wedding cake he just said that a bowl of frosting would suffice  Redditors Wife

He says Reddit is blocked at work I ask him if we can block it at home too

He says Reddit is blocked at work I ask him if we can block it at home too  Redditors Wife

I showed him something funny on Pinterest He saw it on Reddit two weeks ago

I showed him something funny on Pinterest He saw it on Reddit two weeks ago  Redditors Wife

Told me to put my head in the sink "Pretend we decided to quit being married."

Told me to put my head in the sink
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