Redditors Wife

I told him I had a rough day. He said be thankful you didn't step on a landmine while playing soccer.

I told him I had a rough day. He said be thankful you didn't step on a landmine while playing soccer.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he thinks i'm beautiful he said "I just want my pizza"

I asked him if he thinks i'm beautiful he said

i told him i needed to freshen up before we went out tonight he told me to "just press f5"

i told him i needed to freshen up before we went out tonight he told me to

All I want to do is fuck him non-stop He just keeps checking the thread I made hoping for a solution

All I want to do is fuck him non-stop He just keeps checking the thread I made hoping for a solution  Redditors Wife

I told him I want to get a wifi hotspot for my car He brought home a homeless guy

I told him I want to get a wifi hotspot for my car He brought home a homeless guy  Redditors Wife

I woke him up this morning to kill a spider he burned the house down

I woke him up this morning to kill a spider he burned the house down  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he thought i should get an abortion he said i dont know, let the cat figure it out

I asked him if he thought i should get an abortion he said i dont know, let the cat figure it out  Redditors Wife

I told him about my new iPhone He told me to stop with the fucking whales already

I told him about my new iPhone He told me to stop with the fucking whales already  Redditors Wife

I told him I loved him He told me to count a penny

I told him I loved him He told me to count a penny  Redditors Wife

I asked how he wanted me to cut the pizza He said to cut it in a spiral

I asked how he wanted me to cut the pizza He said to cut it in a spiral  Redditors Wife
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