Redditors Wife

Asked why there were chocolate wrappers everywhere If it's cut right it will last forever!

Asked why there were chocolate wrappers everywhere If it's cut right it will last forever!  Redditors Wife

he used all the toothpaste on the headlights and still has a full tube for himself

he used all the toothpaste on the headlights and still has a full tube for himself  Redditors Wife

asked him to get in bed with me "it's not levitating"

asked him to get in bed with me

I asked him if he still loved me He said let's order ikea furniture and find out

I asked him if he still loved me He said let's order ikea furniture and find out  Redditors Wife

I asked for a massage. He told me I backowed him 231 blowjobs from previous massages.

I asked for a massage. He told me I backowed him 231 blowjobs from previous massages.  Redditors Wife

I told him I'm going to the beach He said Bring me back some doritos

I told him I'm going to the beach He said Bring me back some doritos  Redditors Wife

i ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS ALL DAY HE SAID DOING MATH HOMEWORK

i ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS ALL DAY HE SAID DOING MATH HOMEWORK  Redditors Wife

demanded more respect he made me his executive wife

demanded more respect he made me his executive wife  Redditors Wife

Asked him to come to bed he said he needed to finish a game of Civilization 2 first.

Asked him to come to bed he said he needed to finish a game of Civilization 2 first.  Redditors Wife

I told him that we were in a book He told me that he knew already because he saw it on Reddit

I told him that we were in a book He told me that he knew already because he saw it on Reddit  Redditors Wife
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