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I told him i found our son doing pot he said:I always knew that boy was too damn high

I told him i found our son doing pot he said:I always knew that boy was too damn high  Redditors Wife

I asked him when we were going on our vacation He said "When we buy a Volvo."

I asked him when we were going on our vacation He said

He finally let me use the computer So Reddit could tell me I have a mustache.

He finally let me use the computer So Reddit could tell me I have a mustache.  Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted a divorce He just said "Huh?"

I told him I wanted a divorce He just said

I asked him what he wanted for dinner To get fed

I asked him what he wanted for dinner To get fed  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he wants to eat 12 pancakes, 4 double dough pizzas, and 21 brownies.

I asked him what he wants to eat 12 pancakes, 4 double dough pizzas, and 21 brownies.   Redditors Wife

i ran out to his car naked after being held captive for a week he pulled out his phone and took a picture

i ran out to his car naked after being held captive for a week he pulled out his phone and took a picture  Redditors Wife

I asked him to ride me he said "only because you're a whale shark."

I asked him to ride me he said

i asked him for sex he said to call my brother

i asked him for sex he said to call my brother  Redditors Wife

I asked him to eat me out He said he'd only do it for an iphone

I asked him to eat me out He said he'd only do it for an iphone  Redditors Wife
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