Redditors Wife

I told him the dog was out of food He said that there's plenty of gravel in the driveway

I told him the dog was out of food He said that there's plenty of gravel in the driveway  Redditors Wife

asked if we could take the kids to chuck e cheese only if we can fuck in the costume room

asked if we could take the kids to chuck e cheese only if we can fuck in the costume room  Redditors Wife

tried to take a shower chicken soup came out instead

tried to take a shower chicken soup came out instead  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he'd like a nice cup of tea He said he already washed his balls

I asked him if he'd like a nice cup of tea He said he already washed his balls  Redditors Wife

Someone beat his DIY kitchen He beat me

Someone beat his DIY kitchen He beat me  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed he told me he was busy stuffing on bitches with Blake Griffin

I asked him to come to bed he told me he was busy stuffing on bitches with Blake Griffin  Redditors Wife

Asked him to play with my breasts he said i shouldn't have smoked

Asked him to play with my breasts he said i shouldn't have smoked  Redditors Wife

i said Heaven forbid you miss one day of reddit He told me they might if it were real

i said Heaven forbid you miss one day of reddit He told me they might if it were real  Redditors Wife

i asked him if i was pretty he said "for an engineering student."

i asked him if i was pretty  he said

I asked him how he can say for sure there's no god. He told me to "read the FAQ"

I asked him how he can say for sure there's no god. He told me to
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