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I used some air freshener now the whole house smells like shrimp

I used some air freshener  now the whole house smells like shrimp  Redditors Wife

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i asked him to help me carry the grocery bags He said "all your muscles can pull up to 25tons, should be easy for you"

i asked him to help me carry the grocery bags He said

We got married for only one reason So he could post on reddit about how much marriage sucks

We got married for only one reason So he could post on reddit about how much marriage sucks  Redditors Wife

"Why is the bedroom filled with pennies?" "We're getting new floors"

I told him how I almost fell down the stairs He said "it's not like it was from space"

I told him how I almost fell down the stairs He said

I texted him, saying that I was horny and missed him his reply text was about frost trolls

I texted him, saying that I was horny and missed him his reply text was about frost trolls  Redditors Wife

I asked him for headache medicine he rubbed an egg all over me

I asked him for headache
medicine he rubbed an egg all over me  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said he'd have to mullet over

I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said he'd have to mullet over  Redditors Wife

I cooked dinner wearing only an apron he took the food and told everyone on the internet

I cooked dinner wearing only an apron he took the food and told everyone on the internet  Redditors Wife
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