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I asked him why he stopped shaving “down there” He just mumbled something about a waterfall braid

I asked him why he stopped shaving “down there” He just mumbled something about a waterfall braid Redditors Wife
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want to have sex? not now, I'm tracking down a terrorist

want to have sex? not now, I'm tracking down a terrorist Redditors Wife
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I asked him if our marriage was still alive. He said, "Nope! Chuck Testa!"

I asked him if our marriage was still alive. He said,
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He proposed using an ostrich egg He said it was at least 10x cooler than that show-off with the duck egg.

He proposed using an ostrich egg He said it was at least 10x cooler than that show-off with the duck egg. Redditors Wife
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I asked him to take me to the Reason Rally He said I had to be the raptor half of the costume

I asked him to take me to the Reason Rally He said I had to be the raptor half of the costume Redditors Wife
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Asked him to turn up the thermostat He told me to make myself into a burrito

Asked him to turn up the thermostat He told me to make myself into a burrito Redditors Wife
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i asked him to buy me a tazer so i'll feel safe he said "i'd totally still be able to rape you"

i asked him to buy me a tazer so i'll feel safe he said
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i intentionally left an erotic book out to spice things up he told reddit and counted karma all night

i intentionally left an erotic book out to spice things up he told reddit and counted karma all night Redditors Wife
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I thought he had finally come to bed NOPE Chuck Testa

I thought he had finally come to bed NOPE Chuck Testa Redditors Wife
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I told him the kids needed new shoes He said there are some old tires in the backyard

I told him the kids needed new shoes He said there are some old tires in the backyard Redditors Wife
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