Redditors Wife

I bought him his favorite cereal he told me he only eats commander crunch

I bought him his favorite cereal he told me he only eats commander crunch  Redditors Wife

I asked him to take me to a nice restaurant He asked me to dress up as a giant panda

I asked him to take me to a nice restaurant  He asked me to dress up as a giant panda  Redditors Wife

i asked him if we could get a cat he said, "only if we name him pasta batman"

i asked him if we could get a cat he said,

Reference from earlier today

Reference from earlier today  Redditors Wife

I told him i had a miscarriage "OP didn't deliver"

I told him i had a miscarriage

I told him that the last time we had sex I didn't have an orgasm "After further review... you did."

I told him that the last time we had sex I didn't have an orgasm

i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he said do a barrel roll

i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he said do a barrel roll  Redditors Wife

i asked him what he wanted for his birthday he said a spider-man suit and a taller desk

i asked him what he wanted for his birthday he said a spider-man suit and a taller desk  Redditors Wife

He said his work among humans was done He stripped naked and walked into the woods

He said his work among humans was done He stripped naked and walked into the woods  Redditors Wife

i told him i was molested as a child he said: pics or it didn't happen

i told him i was molested as a child he said: pics or it didn't happen  Redditors Wife
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