Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted a baby he said "dress up the cat"

I told him I wanted a baby he said

I suggested we find a new apartment He said to rent a garage

I suggested we find a new apartment He said to rent a garage  Redditors Wife

i asked him if we could cuddle more HE told me to take off my shoe

i asked him if we could cuddle more HE told me to take off my shoe  Redditors Wife

I showed him a picture of our child He said "I can't fap to this"

I showed him a picture of our child He said

This reddit thing has gone too far... He called me "Derpina" during sex yesterday.

This reddit thing has gone too far... He called me

I asked why he didnt love me He said "I accidentaly our relationship"

I asked why he didnt love me He said

I told him i am suffering from ulcerative colitis he asked me to "explainlikeimfive"

I told him i am suffering from ulcerative colitis he asked me to

We got into a car wreck yesterday Before the crash, all he could do was ask jesus to take the wheel.

We got into a car wreck yesterday Before the crash, all he could do was ask jesus to take the wheel.  Redditors Wife

showed him a redditors wife meme I didn't understand he laughed at it, but didn't give me the context

showed him a redditors wife meme I didn't understand he laughed at it, but didn't give me the context  Redditors Wife

I told him to pick up his dirty socks he told me that pile was our ticket to paradise

I told him to pick up his dirty socks he told me that pile was our ticket to paradise  Redditors Wife
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