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i told him i packed a banana in his lunch for tomorrow he asked me if i used a condom

i told him i packed a banana in his lunch for tomorrow he asked me if i used a condom Redditors Wife
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I suggested we try new sexual positions He said he wants me to do "The Cube"

I suggested we try new sexual positions He said he wants me to do
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I bought a new picture frame He asked what its email address was.

I bought a new picture frame He asked what its email address was. Redditors Wife
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I told him to make the birth announcements all they said was "Having child [ first ]"

I told him to make the birth announcements all they said was
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I asked him if he wanted to roll around in bed for a bit he told me to use google

I asked him if he wanted to roll around in bed for a bit he told me to use google Redditors Wife
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i told him to light some candles to set the mood he set a bunch of doritos on fire.

i told him to light some candles to set the mood he set a bunch of doritos on fire. Redditors Wife
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I Told him someone stole all of our clothes He posted fliers on the internet of an old Mexican drinking beer

I Told him someone stole all of our clothes He posted fliers on the internet of an old Mexican drinking beer Redditors Wife
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I asked him for a kiss He told me he is a vet then rubbed noses with me

I asked him for a kiss He told me he is a vet then rubbed noses with me Redditors Wife
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Asked him if he went to the dermatologist today. Says he put glue on it.

Asked him if he went to the dermatologist today. Says he put glue on it. Redditors Wife
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We needed a pinata for our son's Halloween party He filled it with spiders

We needed a pinata for our son's Halloween party He filled it with spiders Redditors Wife
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