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he told our son you can be anything you want to be on r/iama

he told our son you can be anything you want to be on r/iama  Redditors Wife

I told him that I used to be in show business He smiled awkwardly and took our picture

I told him that I used to be in show business  He smiled awkwardly and took our picture  Redditors Wife

I wrote him a poem for our anniversary he said, "too long; didn't read."

I wrote him a poem for our anniversary he said,

I wrote him an e-mail explaining how neglected and unappreciated I felt and how much I love him TL;DR

I wrote him an e-mail explaining how neglected and unappreciated I felt and how much I love him  TL;DR  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted some bacon for breakfast he said he only bacons at midnight

I asked him if he wanted some bacon for breakfast he said he only bacons at midnight  Redditors Wife

Honey, We need to get you to a hospital I need to upload this picture of my spider bite

Honey, We need to get you to a hospital I need to upload this picture of my spider bite  Redditors Wife

i asked him to make me waffles for breakfast he handed me a plate of carrots

i asked him to make me waffles for breakfast he handed me a plate of carrots  Redditors Wife

Gwyneth Paltrow Bill Paxton

Gwyneth Paltrow Bill Paxton  Redditors Wife

He said "Sexy time?" he made it a rage comic i said "no"

He said

I asked him for a sexy tattoo idea. He told me to get struck by lightning.

I asked him for a sexy tattoo idea. He told me to get struck by lightning.  Redditors Wife
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