Redditors Wife

I asked him to spend time with our daughter for once He broke out the Helmet-Cam

I asked him to spend time with our daughter for once He broke out the Helmet-Cam  Redditors Wife

I told him I was sick He asked me if it was Pokerus.

I told him I was sick He asked me if it was Pokerus.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he could go on top he said not viable

I asked him if he could go on top he said not viable  Redditors Wife

i told him i was sexually assaulted on the way home he called me a lying karma whore

i told him i was sexually assaulted on the way home he called me a lying karma whore  Redditors Wife

asks him to render her meat curtains He opens 3DS Max

asks him to render her meat curtains He opens 3DS Max  Redditors Wife

I asked him where he wanted to get fast food He replied, "Dino's"

I asked him where he wanted to get fast food He replied,

He keeps calling me "Nico" And asking when im leaving

He keeps calling me

I asked if he wanted to have sex he said he'd rather jack off with glitter lotion

I asked if he wanted to have sex he said he'd rather jack off with glitter lotion  Redditors Wife

He got 50 upvotes now he expects me to fix him a bowl of cheerios

He got 50 upvotes now he expects me to fix him a bowl of cheerios  Redditors Wife

He went to the bathroom during the previews with his phone He made it back just in time for the credits

He went to the bathroom  during the previews with his phone He made it back just in time for the credits  Redditors Wife
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