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i put our second child's sonogram on the fridge all he said was "REpost"

i put our second child's sonogram on the fridge all he said was

I told him I had breast cancer he asked for a picture of me and the kids

I told him I had breast cancer he asked for a picture of me and the kids  Redditors Wife

I asked him to look over the novel ive been writing for 3 years all he said was tl;dr

I asked him to look over the novel ive been writing for 3 years all he said was tl;dr  Redditors Wife

I'm really starting to worry about him He spends his nights coming up with strange ways to kill college students

I'm really starting to worry about him He spends his nights coming up with strange ways to kill college students  Redditors Wife

I wrote him a poem for our anniversary he said, "too long; didn't read."

I wrote him a poem for our anniversary he said,

i asked if he wanted to have sex He said he's only 23 and doesn't want his parents see him having sex

i asked if he wanted to have sex He said he's only 23 and doesn't want his parents see him having sex  Redditors Wife

I asked him to mow the lawn today Told me no, said that wild Pokemon hide in the tall grass

I asked him to mow the lawn today Told me no, said that wild Pokemon hide in the tall grass  Redditors Wife

He's looking at pictures of my sister on facebook again okay

He's looking at pictures of my sister on facebook again okay  Redditors Wife

when he's karma whoring... I'm out actually whoring, to pay for his internet

when he's karma whoring... I'm out actually whoring, to pay for his internet  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed he said the Australians are just waking up

I asked him to come to bed he said the Australians are just waking up  Redditors Wife
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