Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted to spend more time together, as a couple He said: "Downboat!"

I told him I wanted to spend more time together, as a couple He said:

I caught him in the act of cheating All he said was, "You jelly? Yeah. you jelly."

I caught him in the act of cheating All he said was,

I stayed up late so we could have sex insists on reading reddit sex tips all night

I stayed up late so we could have sex insists on reading reddit sex tips all night  Redditors Wife

he made a halloween poem of all the memes except mine

he made a halloween poem of all the memes except mine  Redditors Wife

I told him our relationship was falling apart He suggested we get some Pam

I told him our relationship was falling apart He suggested we get some Pam  Redditors Wife

I told him to make our daughter's lunch he destroyed her taste buds for karma

I told him to make our daughter's lunch he destroyed her taste buds for karma   Redditors Wife

I asked why we never made love anymore He said, "I've seen you in a bikini and you're no Helen Mirren."

I asked why we never made love anymore He said,

He has more pictures of the cat Than he does of our family

He has more pictures of the cat Than he does of our family  Redditors Wife

i asked if he wanted to go out on a date he said to send an invitation with a vintage typewriter

i asked if he wanted to go out on a date he said to send an invitation with a vintage typewriter  Redditors Wife

he spent 5 hours browsing for the perfect gift for his secret santa never gives me anything

he spent 5 hours browsing for the perfect gift for his secret santa never gives me anything  Redditors Wife
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