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Redditors Wife

He asked if he could look at my stool to find out how much dick i could take

He asked if he could look at my stool to find out how much dick i could take Redditors Wife
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I told him we were robbed in the middle of the night he said it was because I bought no wards

I told him we were robbed in the middle of the night he said it was because I bought no wards Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed He told me to shave my mustasche first

I asked him to come to bed He told me to shave my mustasche first Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he had any idea where my parrot Petey was. He shouted NOPE and started laughing hysterically...

I asked him if he had any idea where my parrot Petey was. He shouted NOPE and started laughing hysterically... Redditors Wife
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I took my top off for him He wanted me to put spoons on my breasts

I took my top off for him He wanted me to put spoons on my breasts Redditors Wife
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I asked him how our sex was last night he told me it was the best he ever had, 3.5 out of 5 stars

I asked him how our sex was last night he told me it was the best he ever had, 3.5 out of 5 stars Redditors Wife
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I told him i got lonely always walking the dog by myself He mumbled something about "first world problems."

I told him i got lonely always walking the dog by myself He mumbled something about
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Offered to give him a blow job, so he put pictures of me on the internet. Says you can't get something for nothing.

Offered to give him a blow job, so he put pictures of me on the internet. Says you can't get something for nothing. Redditors Wife
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I asked him if we could roleplay he shot me in the knee with an arrow

I asked him if we could roleplay he shot me in the knee with an arrow Redditors Wife
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I took a picture of the cat the other day He called me a karma whore

I took a picture of the cat the other day He called me a karma whore Redditors Wife
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